Lily and I are having a fun week leading up to Christmas. Below is a collection of some of Lily and I’s favorite dog jokes! Enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

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Dog Jokes

1. What did the dog say to the tree?
2. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
3. I went to the zoo to see a lot of animals but they only had one small dog…
4. Why was the dog stealing shingles?
5. Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
6. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
7. What do a dog and cellphone have in common?
8. What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
9. What do you call a dog magician?
10. What type of markets do dogs avoid?
11. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
12. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had some kibble?
13. What is a dog’s favorite city?
14. Why did the dog chase his tail?
15. Why did the dog cross the road?

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1. BARK BARK BARK!
2. A retail store!
3. …It was a Shih-Tzu
4. He wanted to become a woofer!
5. They’ve got two left feet!
6. A Bloodhound
7. They both have collar ID
8. A hush puppy
9. A labracadabrador
10. Flea markets
11. A shampoodle
12. That hit the spot!
13. New Yorkie
14. He was trying to make both ends meet
15. To get to the barking lot

We hope you have a fantastic week. Stay Safe, Live, Love, and Pet all the animals!

Love,

Jess & Lily