Lily and I are having a fun week leading up to Christmas. Below is a collection of some of Lily and I’s favorite dog jokes! Enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!
Answers below no peeking!
- What did the dog say to the tree?
- Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
- I went to the zoo to see a lot of animals but they only had one small dog…
- Why was the dog stealing shingles?
- Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
- What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- What do a dog and cellphone have in common?
- What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
- What do you call a dog magician?
- What type of markets do dogs avoid?
- What kind of dog likes taking a bath?
- What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had some kibble?
- What is a dog’s favorite city?
- Why did the dog chase his tail?
- Why did the dog cross the road?
Answers Below No Peeking!
- BARK BARK BARK!
- A retail store!
- …It was a Shih-Tzu
- He wanted to become a woofer!
- They’ve got two left feet!
- A Bloodhound
- They both have collar ID
- A hush puppy
- A labracadabrador
- Flea markets
- A shampoodle
- That hit the spot!
- New Yorkie
- He was trying to make both ends meet
- To get to the barking lot
We hope you have a fantastic week. Stay Safe, Live, Love, and Pet all the animals!
Jess & Lily